Found on the internets
10. His opponent in fantasy football was starting him this week and he decided to “show” him.
9. He was snipe hunting.
8. It was the first time all year he managed to find his way around a safety and he just got too excited.
7. He’s been watching too much 8 Mile and Cheddar Bob is his favorite character.
6. The playoffs were coming and he felt he needed to even the playing field a little. I mean he can still burn Ellis Hobbs on one leg.
5. He wants to join the Oakland Raiders and thought this was a guaranteed in.
4. He simply decided to shoot off something other than his mouth for once.
3. He thought he was at the movies. Just ask Chris Rock…
2. He is involved in an ultimate game of one-upsmanship with Adam “Pac-Man” Jones. Your move Pac-Man.
1. He was Keepin’ It Real.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Top 10 Reasons Why Plaxico Burress Shot Himself
For Star Wars and Star Trek Fans (a little old but funny)
Monday, December 01, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
Rick Rolled at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
If you don't know what being "Rick Rolled" is, then you've never been Rick Rolled!
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Vote Obama...AAAAAAYYYYY!!
Looks like Andy Griffith, Opie, and The Fonz are voting for Obama. Well that changes my vote. I wonder how the Beav is voting?
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Don't Be Givin' Me No Jive Talkin'
Have you ever wished that you could talk to today's teenagers but have felt bewildered at the lack of English being used? For those not in the know, here is a crash course in Teen Talk from the mysignsoflife blog, thanks Monica!
Actually, I think these words have fallen by the wayside already but their still fun to know and ridiculous for adults to use, so talk them up!
More after the bump...
Sometimes It Can Feel This Way
How does the big financial bailout...buyout...wayout...whatever... make you feel? Forget about the merits for the moment just think how the basic premise makes you feel. Over at Sinfest comics they have done a wonderful job of putting a thousand words (or is it 800 billion words) into a picture.
Monday, October 20, 2008
The Yo Betcha Rap Lyrics
And here are the lyrics to Sarah's Rap
one two three
my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me
how’s it go eskimo
eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo
eskimos
how you feel eskimo
ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
super cold
i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacher
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacher
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill
my country tis of thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
[ohhh]
mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mother humpin moose, eight days of the week
[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]
yo palin, i’m out
Sarah Palin on SNL....You betcha!!!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Rollin' with the Finns to the Y.M.C.A.
This is why you should love YouTube. Of course it's also the reason you should hate YouTube.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Thursday, February 08, 2007
The Toast Song
And here is the Toast song I also tried to describe. Again, its by Heywood Banks as he performed on the Bob and Tom radio show.
Now that you have heard it, go to YouTube and search for the "toast song" to see how popular it is. Yeah Toast!
18 Wheels on a Big Rig
Here is a video of the hilarious song "18 Wheels on a Big Rig."
The song is by Heywood Banks as he performed it on the Bob and Tom radio show.
I have talked with several people who have never heard this so here's your chance to actually hear the song rather than my pitiful description of it. Enjoy!
Thursday, November 23, 2006
"As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly"
from politics of dancing website
Cincinnati, OH--An advertising stunt dreamed up by a local Cincinnati radio station went terribly wrong when twenty live turkeys plummeted to their deaths after being dropped out of a helicopter under the misguided assumption that they would all just fly away.
"The turkeys were hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement," stated Les Nessman, who reported the event live for station WKRP from the parking lot of the Pinedale Shopping Mall.
"It was just terrible. People started to panic and were running around the parking lot screaming. One of the turkeys even went right through the windshield of a parked car."
Station Manager Arthur Carlson took full responsibility for the chaos caused by the Thanksgiving Day promotion, claiming that "as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." The station promised to reimburse anybody who suffered property damage as a result of this stunt.
WKRP is a "beautiful music" station that ranks 16th in the 18 station Cincinnati market. They are currently considering a format change in hopes of boosting their dismal ratings.
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